09-03-2012, 10:56 AM
PK. Really. You should know better than to ask if a man has 120 rounds of .30-06 and a brick of .22 in his panniers. Especially a Cali man. That's worse than Illannoy! 
I dropped a .45 ACP round down the seat tube of one of my bikes but can't remember which one. Probably the Trek 7.3 FX as it's my loaded bike. Get it?! I hope I dropped it in primer up. Would hate to shoot myself in the buttocks hitting a pothole on a rainy morning with fogged glasses.

I dropped a .45 ACP round down the seat tube of one of my bikes but can't remember which one. Probably the Trek 7.3 FX as it's my loaded bike. Get it?! I hope I dropped it in primer up. Would hate to shoot myself in the buttocks hitting a pothole on a rainy morning with fogged glasses.

Wheelies don't pop themselves. (from a QBP fortune cookie)