Humor - Funny Moments?

[Bill]

Figure I would start a thread where everyone could share one their funniest/dumbest moments. Doesn't matter whether it was riding or fixing a bike, just something you will remember and laugh about.

[RBurrelli]

Just last week I took my mountain bike out. I am just learning how to ride technical trails. So I stopped at this point on the trail where there was a dip with a tree and roots which had to be negotiated around. There were two young boys standing there as it was near a picnic ground. They asked me first if I was going to jump the dip. I told them No, but that I was looking for the best path to follow around the tree. I assessed the route and told them. "Now don't laugh too hard if I fall." I took off slowly and almost made it, but the bike did end up going down and me jumping off. They were kind enough to not laugh. I told them... this is what happens when you ride trails.

[RobAR]

I'm not certain that we can call it 'funny' and it may be R rated. May I proceed?

[Bill]

Remember the tire popping Rob? Erm well use your discretion lmao..

[RobAR]

Yes, Bill. The new road bike assembly and the tire bead not seated when I got to 80 psi and the guys from the gun shop next door coming to save me. I can't find that thread.
This one that I had in mind involved a blonde female with a shapely figure and a small trail-side cactus. Or is it cacti? We probably should not go there. If Jo knew that I shared our secret on the internet, she might hunt me down! She could easily ride the 70 miles to here in 4 hours if she were so inclined.

Problem is - my sense of humor is drier than Texas sand.

[Bill]

Ahahahaha, Thus all your ex's live in Texas?? lmao!!!!

[Bill]

Here you go after a few minutes searching and WELL worth it !! http://forums.bikeride.com/thread-2873.html