03-02-2021, 12:14 PM
I had to repost this
With everybody looking for bikes, I thought it would be helpful to make a list of common Craigslist bike terms.
With everybody looking for bikes, I thought it would be helpful to make a list of common Craigslist bike terms.
- "Custom" - I put on an upright stem and padded gel saddle from Walmart
- "Hand Built" - I assembled this mail-order bike using only a mallet and hacksaw
- "Totally restored" – An entry level 70s road bike, I sprayed WD-40 on the chain and wrapped the handlebars (poorly).
- "Just Needs a Tune-up" - Chain is rusted solid, cable housings remind you that you need a tetanus booster, the bar tape is a biohazard and the wheels are less true than a politician’s campaign promises.
- "Fixie, very fast" - 70s road frame with a steel front wheel, front brake (with only 1 brake pad), original cranks running 52/12 gearing, and a gooey mess of stickers from every brewery in town.
- "Nice, custom vintage fixie" - A decent 80’s road frame, where I cut of the derailleur hanger with a hacksaw and pulled off the cable guides with vice-grips. Also covered in stickers from every brewery in town.
- "Tour de France Race Bike" - An entry level Bianchi with 27” wheels and Shimano stem shifters.
- "Just needs air in the tires" - Sidewalls are completely blown out. These tires will hold air about as well as your grandpa can hold in a fart.
- "Lots of upgrades" - A Walmart saddle bag, broken front light with dead AA batteries and a front basket held on by zip ties.
- "Great for trails" - a 90s mountain bike with a front suspension that travels less than you during the Covid lockdown.
- "Great Commuter" - Shitty hybrid
- "Great all-weather bike" - Shitty hybrid with disc brakes
- "Very fast road bike" - I put aero bars on an entry level Trek and promptly crashed it into a ditch. It spent the last 5 years in the garage under a pile of crap that I swear I’m going to take to Goodwill one day.
- "Super fast road bike" - Same as above, but with a Specialized
- "Very collectible" - Schwinn Varsity
- "Antique" - Schwinn Varsity
- "Very valuable when restored" - A Schwinn Varsity that has been yard art for the last 30 years.
"Carbon is faster"