08-12-2014, 10:30 AM
The cruisers right pedal felt slightly askew, it was late and only a mile from home. I gave it a cursory inspection, I'd check it at home on the stand.
I gingerly rode on a few revolutions and BAM!
1) Right foot slams to the ground and pushes forward off the toes
2) Gonads pound into the nose of the seat
3) Chest hurtles towards the the bars
4) Body rotates slightly to the right as the right foot is dragging
5) Left foot tries to slide outwards off the studded pedals
6) Every ounce of strength in my being tries to lock my shoulders, pecs and biceps to stop my chest plant into the bars
It must have looked comical. Especially the ride home where I rocked the left pedal back & forth at the bottom of it's arc with the sole of my right shoe impaled on the stub of the right crank arm, hacking back & forth like a monkey humpin' a football.
Pulled the muscles so badly at the front of my armpits I took 3 days to get to where I could lift my arms in front of me.
Sun 7 speed cruiser (LBS, not a Wally world type bike). One piece (Ashtabula) crank. 3500 actual miles, + whatever the previous owners put on it.
I gingerly rode on a few revolutions and BAM!
1) Right foot slams to the ground and pushes forward off the toes
2) Gonads pound into the nose of the seat
3) Chest hurtles towards the the bars
4) Body rotates slightly to the right as the right foot is dragging
5) Left foot tries to slide outwards off the studded pedals
6) Every ounce of strength in my being tries to lock my shoulders, pecs and biceps to stop my chest plant into the bars
It must have looked comical. Especially the ride home where I rocked the left pedal back & forth at the bottom of it's arc with the sole of my right shoe impaled on the stub of the right crank arm, hacking back & forth like a monkey humpin' a football.
Pulled the muscles so badly at the front of my armpits I took 3 days to get to where I could lift my arms in front of me.
Sun 7 speed cruiser (LBS, not a Wally world type bike). One piece (Ashtabula) crank. 3500 actual miles, + whatever the previous owners put on it.