Best CraigsList Ad

[1FJEF]

May be the best I've seen:

fresno.craigslist.org/bik/3632750387.html
I may have stolen your bike... (Cedar/Dakota)

I may or may not have gotten a little drunk last week and stolen a bike from a certain field at a certain intersection... If you had as bike stolen from the dakota/cedar area email me the make, model, color, exact location of theft and your phone number. I would be happy to return the bike and reimburse and damages I may have caused. Thank You
Location: Cedar/Dakota
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 3632750387 Posted: 2013-02-26, 6:06PM PST Edited: 2013-02-26, 6:08PM PST

The only field near this intersection is the Fresno State Bulldogs football field, baseball diamond & a couple of blocks north are the Ag fields. This intersection forms the south west border of the Fresno (CA) State Campus!

[Bill]

Ahahaha!!!!

[torquecyclerepairs]

LOL! Never seen an ad like that before

[redfoxglove]

HILARious

[Painkiller]

saw this one the other day, maybe the the bike just did not feel quite right to them,
"Brand new bike! Never been ridden! Bike was bought to take to Florida during the winter, and was never taken. This bike is like new!! Walmart price is $99.99. Asking $70 because that is what we paid. We didn't know it was a single speed bike until after we bought it."

[1FJEF]

Yeah that's the new set up, short wheelbase, ultra responsive and takes up less room in the garage.

[Painkiller]

Times are tough nowadays

A pack of cigarettes. Any will do, but I prefer menthol. Especially Marlboro Menthol Black 100's. I am 20 years old, live in Canton, don't have a car, and out of money to buy a pack. I will gladly show I.D. if you want to get me a pack, really need one today. I have been out for a while now and I am going crazy. Thank you for considering! Send me an email and I can give you my phone number in the email if necessary.

[1FJEF]

That's a good one. Check this out, 2nd picture down, anti lock V-brakes! if it was a bigger frame I'd buy it. HERE.

[Painkiller]

(08-10-2013, 10:24 PM)1FJEF Wrote:  That's a good one. Check this out, 2nd picture down, anti lock V-brakes! if it was a bigger frame I'd buy it. HERE.

First I have seen of that.

[1FJEF]

I wish it was a bigger frame. This guy often has an excellent selection on CL

[1FJEF]

HOLY COW!

[Painkiller]

Nice bike, same guy with the CrissCross. hard to find them mega tall ones

[1FJEF]

Take a look at this finely crafted engineering marvel before the ad expires.



I believe that may be a picture of the family pet hamster on the rack, even with the top of the tire.

[1FJEF]

Another beauty. Swing Bike.